Nikki Glaser Shares Unspoken Jokes from Tom Brady Roast

Comedian Nikki Glaser revealed cut jokes from Netflix's "The Greatest Roast of All Time" featuring Tom Brady, including quips about his facial work and divorce. Glaser chose not to share certain jokes, including one about infidelity, out of consideration for Brady and other participants.

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Nikki Glaser Shares Unspoken Jokes from Tom Brady Roast

Nikki Glaser Shares Unspoken Jokes from Tom Brady Roast

Comedian Nikki Glaser recently appeared on Howard Stern's show, where she revealed some of the jokes she didn't tell during Netflix's "The Greatest Roast of All Time" featuring NFL legend Tom Brady. Glaser read out several cut jokes, including a quip about Brady's alleged facial work: "Tom, I love your work — that you've done on your face." surgery, infidelity

Glaser also had a joke about the NFL and CTE that she chose not to share during the roast, alleging a massive cover-up "for the sake of men hugging each other in a Buffalo Wild Wings." However, she did make jokes about Brady's divorce from Gisele Bundchen and Bundchen's current relationship with her jiu-jitsu trainer, saying: "You have seven rings — well, eight, now that Gisele gave hers back. The only thing dumber than saying 'Yes' to this roast was when you said, 'Hey babe, you should try jiu-jitsu.'"

Despite having a ready quip about infidelity, Glaser chose not to venture into that territory during the roast: "Thank you all for being here tonight and taking some time away from cheating on your wives." The roast, which took place last weekend as part of Netflix's special, featured a mostly-male panel.

mothers, day The revelations about Glaser's unspoken jokes come just a week after Brady paid tribute to the mothers of his children on Mother's Day. The retired quarterback shared throwback photos of himself with ex-wife Gisele Bundchen and their kids Benjamin and Vivian, as well as with Bridget Moynahan and their son Jack. Both Bundchen and Moynahan were the subjects of several jokes by comedians during the roast.

In February 2024, a source confirmed that Gisele Bundchen is dating Joaquim Valente, her jiu-jitsu instructor, almost a year after the two sparked romance rumors. Bundchen has denied cheating on Brady, telling the New York Times in March, "That is a lie."

Nikki Glaser's unspoken jokes from the roast shed light on the comedian's thought process and the boundaries she chose to respect during the event. While some jokes ventured into personal territory, Glaser ultimately decided to hold back on certain quips out of consideration for Brady and the other roast participants.

Key Takeaways

  • Nikki Glaser shared cut jokes from Netflix's "The Greatest Roast of All Time" on Howard Stern's show.
  • Glaser's cut jokes included quips about Tom Brady's facial work and alleged infidelity.
  • She also made jokes about Brady's divorce and Gisele Bundchen's new relationship.
  • Glaser chose not to tell certain jokes to avoid offending Brady and the roast participants.
  • The roast featured a mostly-male panel and jokes about Brady's personal life.